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updated 13.08.08 16:19
13.08.08 16:03   |  Asm Open user info Open user photogallery |    		 ru
стрелять вроде перестали, давайте делить премию мира:)
Николя Саркази получит нобелевскую премию мира?
Нобелевская премия мира — высшая награда за достижения в области укрепления мира, ежегодно присуждаемая Нобелевским комитетом в Осло.
Да, заслужил ( 6 / 8.2% )
Нет ( 16 / 21.9% )
До мира еще далеко... ( 51 / 69.9% )
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13.08.08 15:04   |  Aurax Open user info Open user photogallery |   Humor/Юмор  ru
Jokes:
Patient went to doctor and complaining about his headache.

Doctor: Are you drinking alcohol, have you ever drunk it?
Patient: Never in my life.
Doctor: Perhaps you're smoking too often?
Patient: For God's sake, no.
Doctor: And what about women?
Patient: I don't even dare to think about women.
Doctor: Then you must be the saint. There's no wonder that you've got headache, I guess the nimbus is too tight for you.

-I love my four-legged friend so much.
-How's its name?
-Couch.

Rooster rolls and ostrich's egg into henhouse and
says:
Dear ladies, don't think that I want to criticise you work, but have a look at how others are working.

Chemic lesson.

Teacher:
Peter, what kind of substances doesn't dissolve in water?
Peter, didn't think protractedly and answered:
Fish.

Examination in agronomy's academy.

Preoofesor asks the student:
Imagine, you've got your own farm, but in the autumn there's no harvest/crop again. What kind of objective reason you could find out to explain it?
Student: Bad weather.
Proffesor: Perhaps you can figure out something more interesting?
Student: We forgot to sow and plant them in the spring.

Quote of the Day

Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.

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updated 13.08.08 02:30
13.08.08 02:29   |  Asm Open user info Open user photogallery |   Boards Of Canada - Music Is Math 		 ru
хорошая шотландская группа, лучше слушать все сразу
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updated 12.08.08 02:20
12.08.08 02:19   |  MAUGLY Open user info Open user photogallery |   (c) 		 ru
- Здравствуйте. Это вы Робин Гуд?
- Я...
- Мы от шерифа... пришли вас повесить.
- А по какому, собственно, закону вы меня собираетесь вешать?!
- А мы, знаете ли, всех вешаем по одному закону - всемирного тяготения.
tags: Флуд
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updated 12.08.08 01:16
12.08.08 01:09   |  Aurax Open user info Open user photogallery |   What would happen if adminstration opens borders? 		 ru
Well, I decided to ask some of our citizens about their opinions, what would thay do in case and what would happen at all if borders between all cities of FC/BK world would be opened.


So the question was:

What would happen if borders to other cities are opened and what would you do?

And here are the answers I got from some players:

Madbaw [] I would find alchemist and if we allow ru fighters here. . . . we will all be dead meat

delidumrul [10] many ppl would leave this city but many ppl would came here. sum it up our population would increase. and i would go to another city to visit mercenaries and buy new items . then i would return here ppl usually love the beginning - first. such as childhood, first city, first gf etc. that is why i would return.

[pers]Chronus[/pers](character not found) Actually, I wouldn't want it to happen, of course we would have good equipment and so on, but actually it'd suck, I better live without having anything od that and wish it to stay as it is. although there'd be waiting some really tough reinforcements and we could kick asses of all hostile people here.

El Camino [10] ] Hmm...rhetorical question... What would happen...every second person in here, would pack their bags and leave for good)) I assume))... but I'd stay...someone has to moderate the chat also? ))

Kanaplev [] dunno ... i been in Capital and demon =)) after new year somethink like bug ;)) i get present with Posslannik =))) and get in ru cyties =)) I liked it.

Mac Crash [] Go shopping and sight seeing but I would come back to my home city =) Why? Because it is our home city and you become attached to it and it's people =)

hernancrespo [10] i wouldn't leave this city for good... becaue i love this city

[pers]rod rage[/pers](character not found) explore .....i think i think i would return sometimes ;) just think of all the cities out there i know a guy at my work from latvia who plays ru ...sounds good

Ellara [] what do u mean? ;D we'll have to work like we did before..

[pers]Bad-Vampire[/pers](character not found) russian players would look whats here and I would buy some items there and return here

[pers]Bandit m[/pers](character not found) I'd disapeir 2 other city

[pers]War Chief[/pers](character not found) id travel more =). i dont travel much. knowing its a bit safer i would see all the cities in combats, see how they are different and how they are the same... i hope they will let us someday

 Moscow [10] terrible! as for me, I think. I'd become digger may be.

[pers]Zookeeper[/pers](character not found) I would travel more and meet nice people

Thess [] i would buy some items and come back, but the borders won't open... that's for sure

Lesath [] well, i believe that borders will stay closed for a hundred years, but i think i'll leave the game that day....coz i dont know russian, other reasons are personal.

[pers]Apilas[/pers](character not found) go buy items and come back, i dont understand russian so no point for me to go

Alien_ABT [9] u can port yourself whenever u want to be:) dont know exactly..think its far away if ever... if borders open i want teleport myself to first city that is controlled by vamps and buy myself set for 9lvl:))

Last Kid [] Going to shopping :) arts ofc

[pers]rhett[/pers](character not found) NC would be full of .ru players, but all of us would be gone hunt new items in .ru))

Lord_Wampir [10] i would go to another city to buy new items and then would came back to my city

WOLFRAIDER [] i'd stay here, i like NC



It's much about freedom of everyones opinion. People are different, their wishes are different... but I would never leave NewCapital, because it's my hometown, the town which I belong to, where i stepped my first steps, met all my friends and many good people, had so much fun... almost for 4 years already! And I don't regret it... and never will

 Aurax [10]
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updated 23.06.09 07:10
11.08.08 10:25   |  Alone_Liader Open user info Open user photogallery |   Только хотела расстроицца... 		 ru
Увядший букет (Букет Лилий 21) (Масса: 1)


а туд...
10:21 Внимание! 11.08.08 10:20 вам подарен букет цветов от "анонимно"
10:21 Внимание! 11.08.08 10:20 вам подарен букет цветов от "анонимно"





Mood: удивленное 
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updated 11.08.08 02:11
11.08.08 02:03   |  Aurax Open user info Open user photogallery |    		 ru
Everyone likes their own city, someone wants to explore and find out something new about unknown places, misterious and attractive. But someone feels like, that place where he is at the moment he really belongs to. Someone actually doesn't care about it. Many people travel around all cities, exploring them, coming and going... But how is it actually?
Which city is the best in the virtual wolrd of combats?

And why?
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updated 11.08.08 01:34
11.08.08 01:17   |  MAUGLY Open user info Open user photogallery |   Хорошо, но мало! (; 		 ru
Мишка на прогулке


Любимый цветок... и да простят меня ромашки (;


Полевая кухня (;


Mood: Чертополоховое (;
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10.08.08 21:07   |  Asm Open user info Open user photogallery |   наповал))  ru
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updated 10.08.08 16:58
10.08.08 15:48   |  Wilda Open user info Open user photogallery |   Мозговой штурм 		 ru
Мозгоедку,девочку-подарок помним? http://scrolls.combats.com/~Wilda/233023.html

Господа,продолжение истории!На этот раз мне любезно предложила свою помощь мисс Ledi Flame Open user info

11:37 [Mozgoedka] КТО НЕ БУДЬ ПАДАРИТЕ МНЕ ПАДАРОК
11:38 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] привет!
11:41 [Mozgoedka] to [Wilda] как дела
11:42 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] супер!подари мне подарок..пожалуйста!
11:46 [Mozgoedka] to [Wilda] тебе падарить у тебя их много падароков а у меня два падарка У ТЕБЯ СЕМНАДЦАТЬ ПАДАРКОВ А У МЕНЯ ДВА ПАДАРКА
11:46 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] и что?
11:46 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] я еще хочу!
11:47 [Mozgoedka] to [Wilda] снала ты мне падари
11:47 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] нет,я первая попросила
11:47 [Mozgoedka] to [Wilda] че
11:47 [Mozgoedka] to [Wilda] ну ладно щас
11:47 [Mozgoedka] to [Wilda] пака
11:47 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] что че?я первая подарок попросила!
11:47 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] как это пока?
11:48 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] где мои подарки?
11:48 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] быстро подари мне подарок!
11:48 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] это приказ!
11:48 [Mozgoedka] КТО НИБУДЬ ПАДАРИТЕ МНЕ ПАДАРОК

12:29 [Ledi Flame] private [ Wilda ] 12:27 [Ангел мечтаний] pr [ Ledi Flame, Dmitriy ] уважаемый паладин, посмотри в чат. Mozgoedka просит твоей помощи. Персонажи с никами Wilda и Ledi Flame достают ее и не хотят отцепиться. Помоги ей пожалуйста!!!



И не надо мне говорить,что я неправа..Пусть хоть раз почуствует это на своей шкуре.

Update: 10-08-08 15:48
Оно снова появилось

16:41 [Mozgoedka] КТО НЕ БУДЬ ПАДАРИТЕ МНЕ ПАДАРОК ПАЖАЛУСТА У МЕНЯ ВСЕГО ДВА ПАДАРКА
16:45 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] привет.котена!
16:45 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] ты скучала?
16:46 [Teran-s fiancee]
16:46 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] я утром ждала-ждала подарка..а ты,бука,так ничего и не подарила((
16:46 [Mozgoedka] to [Wilda] извени на пиши чере 30 минут
16:48 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] ах ты,гадкая фука..вот так всегда..как только попросишь у человека подарок-сразу сматывается..эх(((((((((
16:49 [Mozgoedka] to [Wilda] САМА ТЫ СУКА
16:49 [Mozgoedka] to [Wilda] САМА ТЫ СУКА
16:49 [Mozgoedka] to [Wilda] САМА ТЫ СУКА
16:50 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] ну не кобель же ;)
16:51 [Mozgoedka] to [Wilda] отвавали коза
16:51 [Mozgoedka] ТАРМАНЫ ВЫ ГДЕ
16:51 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] ну вот здесь ты неправа..я человек)
16:52 [Mozgoedka] ТАРМАНЫ ТАМ ОДИН ИГРОК ПРАВИЛА НА РУШАЕТ ИДИТЕ СУДА
16:52 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] а не могла бы ты сказать,какие именно я нарушая правила?
16:52 [Mozgoedka] ОТВАЛИ ЧЕЛОВЕК
16:53 [Wilda] человек,слышал мозгоелку?отвали!
16:53 [Mozgoedka] to [Wilda] РУГАЕШСЯ ПАТАМИ И ОСКАБРАЕШ МЕНЯ ТАК ШТО ОТВАЛИ
16:54 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] я матом не ругаюсь.во первых фука-это не мат,во вторых я тебя еще не оскорбяла,это ты материшся,и унижаешь мое достоинство
16:54 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] называя меня козой..
16:54 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] я ранимая..я буду плакать(((
16:56 [Mozgoedka] to [Wilda] ИЗВЕНИ НУ ЕСЛИ ТЫ НЕ ПОНИМАЕШ ДРУГИХ СЛОВ Я ТЕБЕ МНОГО РАЗ ГОВАРИЛА ОТВАЛИ А ТЫ НЕ ПОНИМАЕШ ВОТ И ПРИШЛОСЬ ТЕБЯ НАЗВАТЬ КОЗОЙ
16:58 [Wilda] to [Mozgoedka] дорогая моя..хотя нет..уцененная моя! я ничего плохого не делала.я просто поставила тебя на место тех,кого ты обычно достаешь своими просьбами о подарках..тебе понравилось?

Mood: нейтральное 
tags: лето
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